
Slumber in the Belly of the Beast
In the sub-zero wasteland of the planet Hoth,
only the strong survive...
and of course those lucky Jedi protected
by the thick skin of a Tauntaun.
Now after exhaustive movie viewing research
and analysis ThinkGeek Labs has isolated the exact
synthetic compounds needed to re-create Tauntaun fur.
What have we done with this supreme knowledge?
Created a Tauntaun sleeping bag of course.
This high-quality sleeping bag looks just like a Tauntaun,
complete with saddle, printed internal intestines,
and a plush lightsaber zipper pull.
Now when your kids tell you their favorite
Star Wars movie is "Attack of the Clones"
you can nestle the wee-ones snug in simulated Tauntaun
fur while regaling them with the amazing tale of
"Empire Strikes Back".
Use the plush lightsaber zipper pull
on the Tauntaun sleeping bag to illustrate
how Han Solo saved Luke Skywalker
from certain death in the freezing climate
of Hoth by slitting open the belly of
a dead Tauntaun and placing Luke inside
the stinking (but warm) carcass.
If your kids don't change their tune on
which Star Wars film is the greatest ever,
you can do your best Jar Jar impression until they repent.



Product Features-Classic Star Wars sleeping bag
simulates the warmth of a Tauntaun carcass
-Built-in embroidered Tauntaun head pillow
-Plush Lightsaber zipper pull
-Printed intestines pattern on inside of bag
-Great for playing pretend "Save Luke from the Wampa" games
-Teach your children about the best Star Wars movie ever
-Fully Licensed Lucasfilm™ Collectible
-100% Polyester construction, Machine washable
-WARNING CHOKING HAZARD - Ages 3 and Up ONLY
-For indoor use only. Not suitable for camping.
-One size fits all.
Enough room for adults, plenty of space for kids
-Bag Dimensions - 33" x 67" (not including head pillow or legs)
(c) (2009) Lucasfilm Ltd . & TM. All Rights Reserved.
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